I thought you might get a kick outta these real questions I asked My Cowboy, and the real answers I got in reply . . .
Me: “There’s Polish sausage, and Italian sausage . . . so what’s the word for Irish sausage?”
Me: “Did you mean she couldn’t understand what you were saying, or she couldn’t hear what you were saying?”
Me: “Did you just fart?”
Him: “No, I was speakin’ Italian.”
Me: “So I just take this road here to get to P?”
Him: “Or you could just go in the back yard like I do.”
Me: “Would you like a napkin?”
Him: “What?! I’m a cowboy — that’s why God gave me sleeves.”
Me: “So if we’re from Wien, does that make us Wieners?”
Him: “Yep. Or maybe Weenie-uns.”
Me: “If you cross a Charolais with a Brahman, do you get a Charmin?”
Me: “Is that a wedding or a funeral?”
Me: “Are you an introvert or an extrovert?”
For more of his daily wisdom, you can visit the page with all his famous quotes HERE. I update it with a new one every Monday. And yes, there is at least one new one from him every week!